Sunday, October 22, 2006

Introducing Hot Chanie!

Some People seem to have a very difficult time with my existence.

Yes, I'm frum, married and have two children. I'm thirty-two, and work out at the gym 3 days a week, and enjoy the results.

Yes, I have a killer sheitel, but my hair style beneath is even hotter and I keep it styled for my own personal enjoyment and for that of my DH.

Yet "Dearest Shifra" seems to have a problem with me. Is it my hot body (which I work very hard at?) Is it my kewl clothes? (So what if the skirt is tight. Shifra sweetheart, what's really bothering you? Jealousy? Does a slit on the side of my skirt make you uncomfortable? And why were you staring at me, of all people? Get a life, babe)

If pathetic "Dear Abby" letters float your boat, then enjoy your Titanic. I'm here to have fun, just like I did at Great Adventure. If you can't handle it, then I politely suggest you find someone else to berate. Or maybe find a shrink to deal with your own insecurities.

For the rest of us, see you around-- this is going be fun :)

7 comments:

Jack's Shack said...

You sound like a Hot and Heavy Shlomo.

Anonymous said...

I hope something bad happens to you so that you will be a cold chanie. Shame on you to be machshil other men. SHAME ON YOU

HotAvrumela said...

So is this going to be one of those blogs that bash tzniusdicka women and their hatred for the "sheitle Hokkers" on central avenue who like to flaunt it all- as long as the hair is covered. Or maybe one of those blogs that talk about the sex lives of frum hotties- you are sure to get lots of hits if you devulge your sex secrets for all to read.

Just joking- great topic I look forward to your posts- I will putr a link on my blogroll and would love if you could do the same.

Anonymous said...

What's machshil and sheitle Hokkers? I'm sorry, but I don't understand your lingo. Please explain. Thanks.

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