Monday, April 23, 2007

O. M. G. -- Who nominated Hot Chanie for a JIB?

Who would have thought that someone would have nominated Hot Chanie for the best Humor Blog in the JIB awards?

I didn't even know there was such a thing as the "JIB" awards, (or even what it stood for) till I saw a posting on my best friend PsychoToddler's blog.

I must say that I'm tickled a rather expensive shade of pink to have been nominated for this honor, however I can't believe the losers I've been thrown together with.

R’ Pinky Schmeckelstein. If that's not the dumbest name for a blog, then I've gained a size up to 6. (No, I haven't, trust me)

The Way Kasamba Sees It! What the hell is a Kasamba? I scoured the internet to find her blog, and it's closed. She closed her blog, which IMHO, is simply pathetic. Why would anyone vote for a closed blog? She probably couldn't hack the stress.

Hot Chanie. Moi. Share the Love. Vote Hot Chanie. You know what to do.

Bangitout. These guys aren't even a blog, but a website. Who nominated these freaks? Very Jewish sounding, "Bang it out". Right.

Shpitzle Shtrimpkind This blog name is a close tie with Pinky Schmeckelstein for dumbest blog name.

MC Rebbe the Rapping Rabbi. Sounds like something out of Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven. I came upon a Rabbi Rapping, who's droning voice was sermon yapping, tis the voice of the MC Rebbe. Blog: Lame.

NY’s Funniest Rabbi. Sure. The funniest Rabbi in NY is in our shul, when he complimented my 2007 Lexus. He didn't even realize it was leased.

Tsmicha Is this like Tzimmis? Tzitizis? Doesn't sound that funny to me.

Now if you'll excuse me, there's this amazing sale going on now nearby. Normally I don't buy new clothes during sefiras haomer. This is pure torture, since I'm accustomed to buying clothes on a weekly basis, but I saw a simply adorable skirt on sale which would be a crime not to grab.