Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Hot Chanie's Bedroom

Hello again!

Not that it's any of your business of course, but I'm sure you are all DYING to know where Hot Chanie keeps her wide screen TV.
A TV like ours is simply too big to keep hidden in an armoire or behind the doors of that overpriced (but still ug-ly) bookcase from Frankel's like you do at YOUR house.

For those of you who can afford it this also makes the perfect Father's Day gift. I gave it to my hubby for his birthday- I told him he wasn't even allowed to LOOK at the Visa bill this month!
I had planned to order that Hermès Birkin bag (you know that limited edition orange one that costs about $35,000 but is TOTALLY worth it? Of course you do!) while he was was distracted by his new toy but looking at Gabrielle's totally flawless skin in HD on Desperate Housewives reminded me that I was due for a facial appointment and by then I'd already lost interest.

ANYHOO, enjoy the video and try not to be jealous, green is SO not your color.

PS For those of you who are going to get all Judge Judy after watching this vid I'll just tell you in advance that our bed hydraulically separates as well as needed but thanks for your concern.

*HUGS!*

-Hot Chanie

25 comments:

Steg (dos iz nit der šteg) said...

that robot beast is definitely going to betray you one day. sleep with one eye open.

PsychoToddler said...

You are such a hypocrite. If I were to post a movie of our bedroom you'd give me nothing but grief.

No wonder I'm having an affair with Shifra Shifra Shifra!

Hot Chanie said...

Steg - Maybe you should try turning off the Sci-Fi channel and getting some sun, I can't promise it will help but it can't hurt.

My dear Psychodrama- sounds like you need to prescribe yourself some Prozac!

Careful what you admit to online - like my 4 carat diamond anniversary ring, the internet is forever....

Anonymous said...

This is the most f---ed up thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm not sure what's more pathetic, the fact that you need to hide a t.v., the money you probably spent on that monstrosity, or that your husband watches Desperate Housewives.

Hot Chanie said...

anon 2:16

We can't admit to having a TV in the neighborhood, so we keep it hidden under the bed. Just like we don't officially have internet.

Whats the big deal about the money? Money's meant to be spent; you don't have to get all jealous. Size counts...even a monstrosity!

How about waking up and smelling the coffee? There are frum married men all over the place who watch desperate housewives.

My job is to just be as attractive (if not more) to my DH, for AFTER the show ;-)

Rebecca said...

and i can't believe you actually believe him....I saw that clip in an email months ago.....

Jacob Da Jew said...

Whats going on, Hot C?

You bloggin' again regularly?

Come hang out by Da Jew..

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JewishBiFemme said...

OMG! Absolutely fascinating chasidish style!!

BTW, you got a sexy bedroom lol

Lakewood Venter said...

cute!

LakewoodShmuck said...

loser!

Anonymous said...

I am lost, you live in Cedarhurst, why do you need to hide the TV? Also does your bed really hydraulically separate.

Anonymous said...

slut

Semgirl said...

DITTO!!!!

Hot Chanie said...

I really can't understand why anything I wrote here would me a slut.

Maybe you don't know what that word means?

Anonymous said...

Is this for real?!

alfassa said...

I know people on Ave. L that have to hide the fact that they have a TV because their neighbors would "object." I once dated a girl who told me when she rented a basement from a couple, she was asked to sign a "no TV" contract! Same are in Midwood, Brooklyn.

flatbushgal said...

why do i have a feeling that clip was like stolen off youtube and u are some weird man who has way too much time on his hands makin fake blogs

Anonymous said...

Hot Chanie,

I've perused through your other postings. Are you so poor that you have to lease a Lexus instead of buying one? It just doesn't go along with the image of a Hot Chanie.

another chanie said...

flatbushgirl, i share your suspicions!

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